"Favor, please?"

Dad was sick the last couple of days. He went in to see the doctor. While there, he had to give a speciman. He waited outside the bathroom door for about 10 minutes because the door was locked. Pretty soon a little old lady came out with her walker, saw Jim standing there, and said, "Young man, could you do me a favor? I can't get my pants undone. Would you please help me undo these buttons?" Well, dad, being a kind and compassionate person, obliged. She then went back into the bathroom for another 10 minutes. The staff could not stop laughing.