First...

First day of preschool today....(it's only once a week for 2 hours) Oliver had a good time except for when I picked him up. He had a melt down because he threw his cupcake in the trash and didn't have anymore.

Drink any poo lately?

Maybe it's time to switch to plastic bottles.

(Now I know why Trevor's teeth are so white. No fecal matter.)

Soda Fountains Contain Fecal Bacteria

Christmas Beatdown

I arrived home and promptly conquered Kim's and Nick's gift for Christmas: Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. I won some and lost some but ultimately dominated when it mattered most - similar to my domination over Trevor and Nick on the church basketball court over the Christmas break. Needless to say, I channeled the power of their second gift: the baby blue tuxedo shirt thing. If Samantha or Clint want to borrow the shirt for their next triathlon, just let me know.