Fun in the Snow

Yesterday was the first big snowstorm of the last two years and I had to get stuck in the parking lot at work. The more I tried to get out of the driveway, the more my tires spun and the more I was sliding into some parked cars. I was about a foot away from a car when I decided to quit. A nice guy tried to push me out. He succeeded in getting me to go straight but then I stalled again. He said, "What's the matter? Don't you have a 4-wheel drive?" I replied, "No, this is a California truck." So he told me to go downhill and wished me luck. I called Dad and he came. He got in the driver's seat and I walked around to the passenger seat. I slipped on the ice and landed flat. My day was going from bad to worse. We left my truck at work and crawled home in the Jeep. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.