From inside sources I know that the SLC Tustison home is abuzz with anticipation for the arrival of the last sibling as he returns from, what Chad would call,
la patria de Mayka. His pending arrival, I'm sure, has illicited curiousity as to what will be encountered. Will Trevor still pause at every reflection of himself? How long before he asks for his CDs or replaces his ensemble with purchases of Michael McLean, Afterglow, and old EFY CDs? Will he leave his established reputation as a indefatigable employee at media services, as Chad would attest, to pursue a spiritually lucrative career at the MTC? Anyway, to have some fun with the speculation I was thinking Dad should coordinate some gambling opportunities for the rest of family. For example:
- What is the over/under of the duration of Trevor's morning scripture study?
- What is the 'run line' on whether or not Trevor goes on splits the first week?
- What is the straight wager on how many times Trevor talks about getting married within the first year of being back?
Does anybody else have any suggestions?
3 comments:
That is funny, Nick. I especially liked the Michael McLean and MTC references. Of course, I would also venture to bet that Trevor uses the 'Mary and Martha' story to explain why he has to watch Saturday's Warrior instead of mowing the lawn.
About his CDs... He can probably ask for them all he wants but until he goes to San Antonio and pries them out of Chad's hands, the point is pretty mute.
CDs? What CDs???
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