Some random reunion jokes

Cancun sounds great.

Anyway, with the new year here (almost a month come and gone) I'd thought I would unclutter my life a little bit and clean out my drawers (insert joke here). Among the found treasures: my nunchukas, a note from Marlae reminding me to pick up a universal cable, and the steak knife Clint gave me from Peru. Also among the finds was a list I put together of a few reunion jokes some of us came up with a couple of years ago. And since these jokes have a longer shelf life than a Costco bar at mom's and dad's, I though I'd list them for everyone's enjoyment.

Did you hear about the reunion of trees?
--They tried to leaf early
Did you hear about the reunion of owls?
--It was a hoot
Did you hear about the reunion of margarine?
--It could’ve been butter
Did you hear about the reunion of 2 x 4’s?
--They were board the whole time
Did you hear about the reunion of guns?
--Shoot, I forgot
Did you hear about the reunion of pot smokers?
--they had a bongfire
Did you hear about the reunion of coins?
--It was good for a change
Did you hear about the reunion of sheep?
--Ewe were there, right?
Did you hear about the reunion of bread mixers?
--yeah, me kneader
Did you hear about the lady that was harassed by the FBI for sneezing so much?
--she done sue da fed.

Now, aren’t you glad you tuned into the blog today?