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Friday, August 18, 2006
A Mastercard Experience
Tickets to AND1=$60 A new polo shirt, jeans, and a pair of shoes=$80 4 songs off itunes=$4 A 60 gb ipod=$364 $334 of that NOT going to FICA taxes=priceless
Dinner at Black Angus = $0 A Bad Religion CD = $0 Large Pizza at Pizza Pipeline = $0 Taking Mom and Dad out for Dinner = $0 Using the Discover Card = Priceless
The BYU financial office had me down as taking classes for spring and summer semesters, therefore they didn't take FICA taxes out of my paycheck. By the time they realized that I hadn't been taking classes (about a week ago), the total amount that I should have paid was $334. But since it was BYU's fault they decided to pay them. I do not have to repay anything. Sweeeettt!
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So tell us, what is your secret?
What about...
Dinner at Black Angus = $0
A Bad Religion CD = $0
Large Pizza at Pizza Pipeline = $0
Taking Mom and Dad out for Dinner = $0
Using the Discover Card = Priceless
Trevor, I got skills, just not math skills. What in the world to you mean?
The BYU financial office had me down as taking classes for spring and summer semesters, therefore they didn't take FICA taxes out of my paycheck. By the time they realized that I hadn't been taking classes (about a week ago), the total amount that I should have paid was $334. But since it was BYU's fault they decided to pay them. I do not have to repay anything. Sweeeettt!
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