Jenn saved the party

As we all know, Jenn lives half way across the country from me, but clear from Texas, she saved my party last night. You see, people here apparently don't think you need a baby shower if you are having a second or subsequent child even if it's a different gender or totally opposite time of year, so I had to trick them into coming by making it a "pamper yourself and the soon to be two-time mom" party. We had light snacks and desserts, and we all sat around doing pedicures and manicures on ourselves. Then one of the clumsy pregnant girls dropped her nail polish on the carpet, and the whole party came to a crashing halt. Because Jenn had passed on the great tip that Windex gets nail polish out of the carpet, I stayed totally calm, got the windex, and taught everyone Jenn's priceless secret. Al my guests were amazed, and we continued yapping for two more hours. Way to save the party, Jenn.